HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIFFIE WIFFIE
ME LURB YEW MUCHO MUCHO.

clubbing yesterday was the B-O-M-B
the longest clubbing experience i ever had
the entire thing ended like at
four this afternoon. CRAP. now im chui.
went to billy bombers to celebrate
tiffies birthday with the ultra biggg balloon
and the ultra small cupcake ((:
it was great meeting the seniors but
felix is one CHUI-STER. haha.

mx and i went down to phuture
and the queue was like F-KING LONGG
we queued for like half an hour
and what we got was like full house for ladies
SCREW IT.
then we saw stef and her honey
so we went to butter factory since my friend
said that it was pretty happening.
IT ISNT. but the music is not bad luhh.
we drank ribena vodka and i was MEGA
losing my voice. after drinking all that
we went to DOUBLE O instead.
the place was crappy at first but i begin
to love it after some time.
WORSE OF ALL, mx and i saw clarence.
CRAPPY DAY.

stef and her honey left early cause they
cant be home too late so me and mx stayed on.
two guys then approached us for a dance
they are a bunch of UGLY FREAKS.
i dont mean to be mean but ya. screw them.
the guy that i was dancing with is FOS
and i noticed this other guy behind him.
pretty cool and nice so i kept smiling at him
hoping that he'll get the hint and try to get me
outta this SHIT. that guy that kept pestering
me kinda know that i was smiling to this
other guy and he was like im gonna get a drink.
HOORAYYYYYY.
then the coolio came and danced with me.
GOSH. BUT he is 22. acceptable but ya.
we danced together for really long
and he is like ONE QUARTER KOREAN! ((:
not exactly the good looking crap
but i mean he is nice in a way.
after all that dancing, we went to have prata
at thomsom. me mx KAI and samuel.
we sat and talked till like 430
and mx had to go so like she grabbed a cab.
but after getting onto a cab. the guys were
like lets go for a drink again. CRAP

so we went to cheers to buy more alcohol
and we went to sit at an isolated bus stop to
continue our drinking crap till 8?
they didnt wanna go back so i cab down
with them to like the balcony for more drinks
till about 9? i think so. lost track of time.
then they gave me a lift home and they were
really shagged so i allowed them to rest at
my place for like a while till 12.
i sent them off and went to shower before
falling asleep again. but at two!
the bell at the door rang. i thought like
whose that asshole interupting my beauty sleep
and i realised that it was them! AGAIN!
they asked me out for lunch. crap.
so i got dressed real quickly and accompanied them
for lunch till about four before leaving
for work.
THE END.

its truely the longest and most tiring clubbing
experience ive ever had.
i gotta stop saying crap.


/ TIREEDDDD. SLEEPPPYYY.